• Doesn't hurt if you drop a ball on your foot
• Pool doesn't cost $3 per game
• The music in bowling alleys sucks
• Easier to keep score - there's no stupid scorecards in pool!

       AND...

• You don't have to wear silly shoes to play pool!

Playing pool is better than sex:

• It's not
• It doesn't even come in a close second!
• You don't need 5 reasons - its just not

Playing pool is better than golfing:

• In golf - you spend 1/2 a day chasing one little ball, trying to get it into a hole. With pool - you stay in one room and can put a number of balls in to many holes
• Golf courses are not air conditioned, or heated
• Golf courses are quiet, have no music, and closely resemble cemetaries (BORING!)
• ...and what is up with the clothes that golfers wear? Patterned shorts and polo shirts should never be worn in public

AND...

• When was the last time that hot girl was seen on a golf course???